Vote For Me in 2012
Please vote for me in the 2012 national election. I am running for the office of President of the United States. I am well-qualified, having been born in the USA and being over 35 years of age. In fact, I will be 60 in 2012. I have an MBA degree from Pepperdine and I play highly competitive tennis. I have founded and operated successful small businesses, and I have a great sense of humor.
I estimate that, by the time 2012 rolls around, we will have experienced many things as a nation that would be inconceivable to us today: a tactical nuclear detonation somewhere in the world (hopefully not on our soil), the merger of California and Arizona into one state (Calizona or Arifornia), subcutaneous ID chips, hologram-based internet access, a rise in cannibalism in many parts of the world and the successful election of computers to fill many government positions.
We will be in a major scrap with China for possession of the moon (having blown our chance at securing this real estate in 1969), and the American people will have formed many underground black market organizations to cope with and avoid the 5000% increase in the rate of inflation.
Now, you may ask, why would I want to be preside over such a Country in such hideous times?
Please send me your answers to this question. If I’m going ahead with this plan, I will need some good advisors……
February 3, 2010 | Posted by tj
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